Aloha !

You've got this Dutch news page with all kind of stupid but true news stories. I'll translate one of them.

The German police stopped a man from showering nude in a car wash in Fürth

De owner of the carwash warned the police when he saw the man undressing himself and trying to get the carwash on. Luckily the machines didn't work, otherwise he would have gotten very much carwash, and he would be rubbed by hot water and the brushes.

The man was looking for a shower for a month since he lost his house.

I know, the English isn't very well, but it's a funny story though.

Salaam Aleikum,
Sebastiaan