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Old 03-23-2003, 01:01 PM
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To me MOST STUPID law in world is ......"when You are in a Bon Jovi concert and JON (most amazing man on earth) is in stage infront of you ..you can see him but can NOT touch him".......
lol- i assume that bout 60+% of the crowd at bj concerts are female- 60% of 50,000 makes 30,000- think of 30.000 women storming jon i wouldn't be jealous in any way
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At least France has the law that ppl can't name their pigs Napoleon
that's my favourite
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Old 03-23-2003, 04:44 PM
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From the "dump law- page":

Singapore:

- Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the country.

- Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.

- As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.

- Failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in very hefty fines.

- It is illegal to pee in an elevator. !!!

Switzerland:

- It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment.

- Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.


Thailand:

- Is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.
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Old 03-23-2003, 04:59 PM
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What about this? In Idaho it's illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.

They don't even mention Finland there

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This is our famous stupid law here in France !!!

Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of music on the radio must be by French artists.



It is illegal to kiss on railways in France. (and this one is not bad too
oops .... i didn't know this )
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It is illegal to kiss on railways in France. (and this one is not bad too
oops .... i didn't know this )
Haha. Just dont tell anyone in uniform - haha.
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This is our famous stupid law here in France !!!

Between the hours of 8AM and 8PM, 70% of music on the radio must be by French artists.



It is illegal to kiss on railways in France. (and this one is not bad too
oops .... i didn't know this )
lol yeah that first one is actually quite stupid... and I can imagine it's annoying as well. That one affects daily life, which can't really be said of most of the other laws... unless you want to kiss the railways everyday .
That railways one was probably invented after it went wrong when someone kissed the railways , like I guess most of these 'dumb laws' listed, just to prevent it from happening again .

* off to kiss railways as long as it's still possible over here
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omg! Is our government getting so bored, that they're sitting in their offices rubbing their hands demonically together and whispering evilly "hee hee - Let's make fools of our people. Hee hee...lets make them squel like burning little piggies! Hee hee...by law, now by the order of the state of Pennsylvania, any one caught singing in the shower will spend a life sentence in the slammer...hee hee...I love my job."

Seriously...where are they getting these? I think they're all jacked up on the meds they grabbed as they ran out the psyc ward la-la-la-ing like an 8 year old girl.
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yeah these are pretty funny, there not useful at all
(its not like the old canadian horse we had, which a useful motive, i.e. take care of your own transportation)...

Thanks to all of you, guys!
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At least France has the law that ppl can't name their pigs Napoleon
that's my favourite
Could this law have something to do with the book Animal Farm? (I doubt that if you name a pig "Napoleon" he will become an oppressive dictator.)
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