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Old 05-02-2003, 09:39 PM
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here’s some news that’s hot off the press you may not have heard yet. The American Neo-Nazi movement is apparently also quite offended by the fact that Germany doesn’t seem too interested in backing Warmonger Bush either. So they’ve decided they need to remove all anti-American German references from their beliefs. Basing these revisions on the name-changes that we made during World War I (sauerkraut was renamed “liberty cabbage” and dachshunds were “liberty dogs”, but the best has got to be “liberty measles” instead of German measles), they’ve decided to rename themselves Neo-Libertarians. And of course, they also had to change the name of the most heinously horrible man of the 20th century who inspired their misguided ways, because, well, let’s face it, it just sounds German (pssst! even though he wasn’t). Can you really think of the name Adolf Hitler without immediately conjuring up images of Nazi Germany? Hell, we don’t want that! Not right now. All German references should be covered up with the American veil of ignorant pseudo-patriotism! That’s why the Neo-Libertarians have changed Hitler’s name to CAPTAIN LIBERTY!!! Why, they sound really patriotic now! They sound like superheroes even! Doesn’t that just sound like a comic book? “Captain Liberty and the Libertarians!” Only in America, my friends! Only in America!
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“Captain Liberty and the Libertarians!” Only in America, my friends! Only in America!
a bad joke !!
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captain liberty sounds like an x men. is that true? u cant really attack America because of that shower of losers.
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i dont attack america. the author of this does
i didnt write this
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Other places too. Just nobody cares to hear about it.
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Neo-Nazis are Neo-Libertarians!?!?!? I'm reading the Libertarian manifesto right now, its called For A New Liberty. They are not nazis. These nazis are going to give real libertarians a bad name. Captain Liberty? Sounds more like an XMEN reject, than an XMAN. And why am I not suprised that the neo-nazis like Bush's war plan? Why doesn't it strike me wrong that nazis like our president?

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