guys formula for packing:

a shirt for every night that ur there, a t shirt for every day, jeans and shorts for every 2nd night and day ur there respectively. a towel, sunglasses, sandals, toilettries, drink, grub, condoms and space for bringing lots of lovely cheap booze home

womans formula for packing:

pack anything and everything u can until the suitcase cannot be shut, then pack the other half of ur wardrobe and find some stupid man to shut it for u. if the steward or stupid guy who lifts ur bag onto the conveyor belt doesnt get a hernia then u have not packed enough and must bring back more clothes and junk on the way home.