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Old 03-18-2003, 10:09 PM
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Okay, here goes.
I have to write an advert in my german class. it has to be handed in tomorrow and i decided to do one about

"RENT A MAN"

now I need your suggestions on what I can put in it to make it funny.
I'm counting on you, so please bring forward your ideas
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Old 03-18-2003, 10:13 PM
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You mean like a slogan or something?

"Men; they're cheap and easy"



Did anyone see Friends a couple of weeks ago where Chandler was trying to come up with advertising slogans, lol.

"Pants. They're like shorts, but longer". LOL


So how about;

"Men; they're like women, but uglier and more stupid, but at least they don't have to try on 30 pairs of shoes to find the right ones."
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You mean like a slogan or something?

"Men; they're cheap and easy"



Did anyone see Friends a couple of weeks ago where Chandler was trying to come up with advertising slogans, lol.

"Pants. They're like shorts, but longer". LOL


So how about;

"Men; they're like women, but uglier and more stupid, but at least they don't have to try on 30 pairs of shoes to find the right ones."
no not a slogan, some facts about the perfect man
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Perfect Man, mmmmmm dont think I've came across one yet
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Perfect Man, mmmmmm dont think I've came across one yet
doesnt matter...just say how he should be

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Old 03-18-2003, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Chandler said, not
"Pants. They're like shorts, but longer".
This character is one of the funniest in TV history imo !
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Not a SNAG????

They are NOT perfect!!!

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Originally Posted by Chandler said, not
"Pants. They're like shorts, but longer".
This character is one of the funniest in TV history imo !
Definitely. Matthew Perry is a comic genius. Have you seen The Whole Nine Yards? It is a very under-rated movie, and he basically plays as Chandler, and some of his physical acting is brilliant.
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Definitely. Matthew Perry is a comic genius. Have you seen The Whole Nine Yards? It is a very under-rated movie, and he basically plays as Chandler, and some of his physical acting is brilliant.
Yeah, I saw that and thought exactly the same, he plays as Chandler. It's a nice movie though.
I never understood the title btw, must be an english joke...
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hmmm. a slogan might be

"Rent a Man - When the free ones just don't cut it'.
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