doesnt work im afraid you're better off handing them a copy of the economist- that should sort them out.

i would say private school is a waste of time and money. if your kid is intellegent enough then they will succeed whatever school they are put in- they dont need some fancy uniform for that to happen.

and the fact the amount of competition in private schools is so awful for children so young- half way through they just gave up cause there was always some spiteful slut to put you down.

also not forgetting the tiny detail that private school girls are the biggest B I T C H E S on the planet----THERE ARE NO EXCEPTIONS.