Probably the worst one-liners ever!

I found these quite hilarious, but I'm sure that the worst one-liner ever is in this bunch...

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.

Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.

Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?
They all have phones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

Nice

You mean Nice, France, right?!

ROFL

Thanks Laura, this was just what I needed right now. Don't know if the worst one-liner ever is actually among the ones you posted, but I found the following ones particularly funny. Especially the one about Santa's helpers made me giggle, being a language student and all...

I'm glad to hear that it helped you in some way

I found this sooo amusing myself... I just couldn't stop giggling when I read that (and believe me, that's not something you want to do in an open-plan office...).

that was pretty good

but i dont get the phone book one

I found those two funniest, .

Thanks for the laugh!

Becky