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Old 02-18-2003, 02:39 PM
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Default Re: Probably the worst one-liners ever!
ROFL

Thanks Laura, this was just what I needed right now. Don't know if the worst one-liner ever is actually among the ones you posted, but I found the following ones particularly funny. Especially the one about Santa's helpers made me giggle, being a language student and all...

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Originally Posted by jovilaura_fi
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
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