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Old 12-05-2003, 03:59 PM
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Default Proof that Barney is Satan
Given:

Barney is a cute purple dinosaur

Prove:

Barney is Satan

Start with the given:

C U T E P U R P L E D I N O S A U R

Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway):

C V T E P V R P L E D I N O S A V R

Extract all Roman Numerals:

C V V L D I V

Convert into Arabic values:

100 5 5 50 500 1 5

Add all the numbers:

666

Coincidence? I think NOT!

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Old 12-05-2003, 04:00 PM
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You've got way too much time on your hands Panama!!

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Default Re: Proof that Barney is Satan
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I don't need proof - I had a kid watch that condescending creep for too long. I KNOW that Barney is Satan.

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haha. far-fetched ?
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wow!I'm watching the Simpsons right now...the guy is always drunk....yeah!
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wow!I'm watching the Simpsons right now...the guy is always drunk....yeah!
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Im watching the simpsons 2!
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