hope the title isnt offensive to anyone but it is the internationally accepted word for being bitchslapped by a woman.

anyways. some dude on a music board i look at just post:

how to unpiss off a girlfriend ?
ok so was supposed to call my girl this morning and wake her up in time for work but my alarm was set for the wrong time and she was an hour late. She's pissed enough to where she doesn't want to see me for a couple days. How do I fix this. I don't need inout from anyone who's only suggestion is "smack the ho" I already realized that's not gonna help.


although i should probably feel sorry for his pathetic ass, I can't help but laugh at how ****ed up that whole situation is:

pussywhipper: YOU DIDN'T PHONE ME AND WAKE ME UP SO I WAS LATE FOR WORK? HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET UP IN TIME? IT'S NOT AS IF ALARM CLOCKS EXIST OR MOBILE PHONES HAVE ALARMS BUILT IN. i hope you remembered last nights blow job cos that wont be happening for another 6 months.

pussywhippee: (on one knee) sorry mistress however can I make this up to you?


sorry man but some people bring a whole lot of shit on themselves and I've got no sympathy for that. In a month it's going to be:

yeah so i bought her a car and flowers and chocolates and took her out to dinner then i found her in the car with my brother and ex girlfriend. i never treated her bad ever but nice guys just finish last.

which really means: i let her walk all over me cause i'm a moron.

there's a difference.

but i'm digressing. the whole point was to talk about funny puissywhipping stories so let's hear them. I've got a handful myself and from others but you'll get them tomorrow for i must beautify myself now.