re-right the songs

This is my remake of livin on a prayer made for my fat manager at work-he wasnt impressed when he read it lol.

Matthew used to fit through a door
burgers went half price
needs pushed through the door
but its tough so tough
kelly works at comet all day
workin for her bitch
she brings home the pay for hate oh for hate
she says you gota hold on to all your weight
it doesnt make a differnce if you live die
ive got your will and thats enough for love
ill give you a shot cause
oh your halfway there oh matthew is a square
eat that burger and ill stay
oh matthew is a square

Make your own ones up and post them......hey its something to do.

that was good

Heehee... That's too funny!!! I like the "Matthew is a square" part, it was great. I tittered out loud

That was funny! I just remembered that I once made a parody of Bed of Roses. I'll post it here. Before you read it, I must make two explinations: I mention someone named AJ who is the guy I like and I also make reference to Eminem, a rap artist who tends to haunt me.

Bed of Plushies
Sitting here wasting the morning at my off-tune piano
Trying hard to think of a catch phrase better than "I don't know"
A bottle of chocolate milk lies in my hand
Eminem gave me nighmares
And he's still poking jokes in my head
As he threatens to take out his rifle and shoot me down dead

With the groggiest I get up and fall on the floor
I try to recover, but I fall back to sleep and I snore
As I dream of the things that I firmly believe
About love, the truth, about AJ and me
Ant the truth is AJ, you're all that I need

I want to lay you down on a bed of plushies
For the night, I'll sleep on a bed- um- without plushies
I want to be just as close as
Oops. Sorry. Religeous refference- can't go there.

I thought it was funny on VH1 Storytellers, with Bon Jovi. Richie said that Livin' On A Prayer started out as "Patti used to sit on a rock" or "Timmy needs a bone for his dog".

Anyone else see that?

Yeah I saw that, and Richie said it he thought it was mega and it was working for him, but Jon persuaded him to help re-write the song.