This is my remake of livin on a prayer made for my fat manager at work-he wasnt impressed when he read it lol.

Matthew used to fit through a door
burgers went half price
needs pushed through the door
but its tough so tough
kelly works at comet all day
workin for her bitch
she brings home the pay for hate oh for hate
she says you gota hold on to all your weight
it doesnt make a differnce if you live die
ive got your will and thats enough for love
ill give you a shot cause
oh your halfway there oh matthew is a square
eat that burger and ill stay
oh matthew is a square

Make your own ones up and post them......hey its something to do.