That was funny! I just remembered that I once made a parody of Bed of Roses. I'll post it here. Before you read it, I must make two explinations: I mention someone named AJ who is the guy I like and I also make reference to Eminem, a rap artist who tends to haunt me.

Bed of Plushies
Sitting here wasting the morning at my off-tune piano
Trying hard to think of a catch phrase better than "I don't know"
A bottle of chocolate milk lies in my hand
Eminem gave me nighmares
And he's still poking jokes in my head
As he threatens to take out his rifle and shoot me down dead

With the groggiest I get up and fall on the floor
I try to recover, but I fall back to sleep and I snore
As I dream of the things that I firmly believe
About love, the truth, about AJ and me
Ant the truth is AJ, you're all that I need

I want to lay you down on a bed of plushies
For the night, I'll sleep on a bed- um- without plushies
I want to be just as close as
Oops. Sorry. Religeous refference- can't go there.