Really Bad Baby Names

10. Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue, daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
9. Jett, son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston
8. Diezel and Denim, sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis
7. Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael, children of Michael Jackson
6. Speck Wildhorse and Hud, sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin
5. Pilot Inspektor, son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf
4. Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre (seriously)
3. Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton
2. Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva, children of Frank Zappa
1. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie, daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily's dad is the late Michael Hutchence; Bob Geldof is father to the other three)

Dishonorable Mention: Zowie (son of David Bowie -- he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan); Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono), Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths), Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf), Romeo and Brooklyn (sons of Victoria and David Beckham), Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson), Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson), Hopper (son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn), Kyd (son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni), Reignbeau and Freedom (daughter and son of Ving Rhames), and (gulp) Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson

O sh1t that's cold.
How the hell would a caring parent name their baby Jermajesty?
I mean really can you imagine?? "Jermagesty get your butt to the dinner table!!!"
and Tu Morrow?? what the hell is that??
Can you imagine that one?? "Tu Morrow finish your homework Today!!"

Man that's just cold.

You give your kids a bad name.....

I quite like that one

Or what about Chris MArtin and Gwyneth Paltrow, naming their poor kid Apple?!!

So mouse what u gonna keep a name of ur child?

There was a kid in my school called Richard Head! What sort of sick people call their child that?











If you don't get it, then think of some nicknames for Richard

I think people complain too much about what others name their children. It's because most people think anything other than standard names are stupid, so anything outside what they class normal they would frown upon.

A name is just a random assortment of letters to distinguish us from others, why does it matter if it's something simple like John or Roger, or if it's something like Apple or Brookyln? If you don't like those names then no one is making you name your children that.

Would you complain at primitive tribes across the world that name their children differently than we would, or how about looking at some Chinese or Japanese names, which are very "odd" compared to English or American names.

Maybe we should all make up names, that way your child would be totally unique, instead of a world with many John Smiths etc.

I really don't understand something like that.

In france, a couple of years ago some parents didn't have the authorisation to call their daughter Megane, because their surname was Renault ...... and it's not a joke. Hopefully someone stopped them, think of the poor kid.
And if you don't know Renault Megane is a car we see everywhere here.

Have you ever tried to pronounce and learn those Japanese names They shoudl be called John Smith as well!!!!

2 reasons for calling your kids normal names

1) Nobody really wants a different name, certainly in school, but even when you're older it's not exactly going to be the greatest thing in the world applying for jobs etc. Exception being if you're somebody like Frank Zappa, in which case you're kids are always going to be able to say 'yeah but my dad was the coolest guy ever!'

2) They're all going to have swimming teachers one day. It's not fair to have wierd names, I'm never going to be able to learn them, and then when I look on the register to try and work it out I'm just hit with all these wierd letters that bare no reseblence to the name. I'm sorry but it's the same with some Chinese, Indian names. If they're very unusual school teachers, swimming teachers, class mates e.t.c. are all not going to be able to say their names, and paticularly the teachers will be very consious about saying it wrong! I don't think it's far to give a kid a name in a country where it's so uncommon to the extent nobody knows what the **** they are called!!!!!!!!!

In Bali they have something like 6 names, and just 6 names... Now that's a sensible aproach to names!!!!!!!!!!

And then they say: what`s in a name....