i swear to god 3 minutes ago i answered the phone it went:

hello mr bon jovi this is blah blah...

me: you're not trying to sell us mobile phones are you? (weve been getting calls about phones all week)

him: no sir i' not selling you phones....

me: k...

him: k mr bon jovi this is blah blah from mobile phone company

*sound of phone being hung up*