If you don't have caller ID or an answering machine, there are 2 guaranteed lines that will irritate unwanted callers:
#1:Hello. My cholesterol's down. (borrowed from a Cherios(sp?) commercial)
#2:Hello. Is your refridgerator running?
Juvenile? Yes. Hilarious though. Both have been used to great effect on annoying callers here.
Adrian
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