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Old 10-26-2003, 07:39 PM
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*WArNing: Little bit rude (humorous to some)


Robin Hood (or RichieW347893487blah blah)

(To the tune of Givin' Up - The Darkness)

His brother wants to know, if he can have a go
All he does is eat dag, dag, dags
But he won't give his bro a try, cos his in his room with some guys
There's noises coming out that sound real gay

He wants a porno mag
He wants to stick it in his bag, But he's to scared of what his mummy would say

His friends like tickling each other, all he wants are boobies
They remind him of a cow's teat he'd like to smellllll

He really likes wearing pink pants,
He likes taking boys to the dance,
Where they fall, into his arms,
into his white pasty skinny arms

Oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh
Givin' up, givin' up, Givin up his lips
Oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh
He'd really like an operation to become a woman

He walks into the doctors, to find out all the details,
But is stopped in his tracks by a fat nurse
She says "My name is Harry, aren't you my little Barry, I'd like to take
you home to feed to my cats"
He gets really scared, he sees lust in her stare, Just behind a big hairy mole

He says "No my names not Barry, but if you'd like to marry"
You have to show me your skills on the pole.

Oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh
Givin' up, givin' up, Givin up dignity
Oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh
Givin' up, givin' up, to marry a mole.

But hey she's no madonna, she's no supersonic
But then again she's really good in bed.
Its just like his dirty magies, filled full of dike's n' fagies
Thats all little richies wants before he is dead.

But he's covered in super sonic's kisses,
And theres something stuck that smells like shiet.
Into fat arms, into big sweaty fat arms...

Oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh
Givin' up, givin' up, up his name
Oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh
Givin' up, givin' up taking panadol
Oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh
He drinks to much alcohol, so that Harry looks good
Oh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh
But really he wants supersonic as Maid Marian and Himself as mr Hood.


-Arm Hair 10/03


Bonus Poem -
I saw him walking down the street alone and bruised,
He'd been hangin out with fairies, he's always being used.
Sometimes I'd like to give him a little packet of seeds
To plant in his mother's garden, which only holds weeds
It reminds me of a time, laying naked in her bed.



To all my fans, thankyou for being patient!
I love your hands very much.

I hope you enjoyed the ballad!
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Old 10-26-2003, 07:41 PM
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Old 10-26-2003, 07:46 PM
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a song just for me? something must have hit you where it hurts......cunt.
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Yes... my little pinochio... yes... :P :P :P :P :P :P
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Old 10-26-2003, 07:50 PM
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Yes... my little pinochio... yes... :P :P :P :P :P :P
not bad, not bad. you could've done a better paint job on the trousers. mine are a much better shade of pink.
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Old 10-26-2003, 07:52 PM
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Yes... my little pinochio... yes... :P :P :P :P :P :P
not bad, not bad. you could've done a better paint job on the trousers. mine are a much better shade of pink.
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Great ! Excellent !!! (both song and avatar)
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hey! It's sexy Jess!!! woohoo! *whistle*
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He got poem bone in him that for sure.
How about collabrating with me for a poem??.
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