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02-06-2003, 07:32 PM
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Sadam Hussain jokes.
[b]How many Iraqis does it take to change a lightbulb?
"What lightbulb? we have no lightbulbs, we never had any lightbulbs and any way, we have since destroyed them. What are the two worse things about Sadam Hussain? His faces What is the difference between Sadam Hussain and the Road to Basra? One is crooked, oily and has a yellow stripe down the middle, the other was a tarmac strip heavily bombed by the allies in the gulf war. What would you get if you crossed Sadam with a gorilla? Who knows>Theres only so much a gorilla can be forced to do . Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise regime?each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there What is the best Iraqi job? foreign ambassador What is Iraq's national bird? duck Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottomed boats? so they can see their air force What do Sadam Hussain and General Custer have in common?They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from? How do you play Iraqi bingo?B-52...F-16.......B-52 Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? You only have to train them to take off. How is saddam like Flintstone? They both look out their windows and see Rubble. What's the 5 day forceast for Baghdad? Two days :P  
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02-06-2003, 07:36 PM
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I spelt Sadam Hussain correctly
"You think I wanna be sued for libel by THE Sadam Hussein?
No , I am taking about Sadam Hussain his cook. 
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02-06-2003, 07:44 PM
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Besides it's Saddam, not Sadam.
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Sorry Kev... the old signature had to go.
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:P