Should I...?

You started on the Christmas sherry early this year Dan???!!!

perhaps he-man can save us

what is it with sherry and christmas? it's one of the most foul drinks ever. i'd rather swig bleach than that shit man but everyones always trying to force it down your throat this time of year.

damn old folk, they should all be sent off to the mountains to die like they do in McChina

Goose, don’t be ridiculous… this isn’t about fruit or toast but the wider ramifications from a sociological perspective of why you feel subjugated by the regime to such an extent that you believe toast and fruit are your only options. Granted it may be all you have in but deep down, truly, what do you feel you want for breakfast? Make a choice and stick to it… you’d be lying to yourself and others if you have a big bowl of shreddies when you really wanted a boiled egg. Over emotive counselling $hite ramble ad infinitum……

Adrian, right… that’s the end of the line as far as our arguments go, guns I can cope with but full fat milk at breakfast?? Are you seriously telling me that although you are constitutional at liberty to have full fat milk every morning that the 502,189 heart attack deaths in 2001 brought about by clogged arteries is worth the price of you not being satisfied with semi-skimmed milk. Yes you may know more about milk than me but I do understand the difference between semi-skimmed and fully-skimmed milk and, Adrian..this is lactose devastation you are personally responsible for by your short-sightedness.

just toss a coin like i told ryan to do

or have both, which, come to think of it, could be quite cool for ryan too

Genius! you've solved that problem in one... can't believe no one else thought of that... now, bonus points for working out how he can introduce the idea of them all "meeting up"

there are several recurring variations as to how one gets himself into that situation:

the wine glass:

lady 1 and lady 2 are on the couch drinking red when, lady one accidentally spills her wine on lady 2's shirt, lady one offers to take off lady 2's shirt and wash it. as she removes it she decides attached herself to lady 2's nipples would be more fun than washing her shirt at this period of time..... enter man. ladies turn around with lust filled eyes and say, hey are you just gonna watch or are you gonna join us.

the heat: same as above except it gets so hot both ladies feel the need to take their clothes off. we all know this is a regular occurance for all of us

the cheater: man and non girlfriend lady are getting jiggy, girlfriend enters but is filled with sexual urges and filth insteadof blind rage for some unknown reason. lots of debauchery ensues.

that's the best you can come up with????

Men sooooooo lack fantasy *sigh* --- mwahhhhhh

dont blame me, blame porno's lack of imagination

feel free to dig out the old school uniform and show us how it's done, spunk.