Jovitalk - Bon Jovi Fan Community
Home Register Members FAQ
 

Silly sign's

NBJ - Everything Else


Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 03-17-2004, 12:32 PM
MissBonJovi's Avatar
MissBonJovi MissBonJovi is offline
Senior Member
Lay your Posts on Me
  
Join Date: 23 Dec 2002
Location: My Heaven, Your Hell
Age: 52
Gender: female
Posts: 736
Default Silly sign's
Spotted in a toilet at a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND
STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR
FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW
TO GET LESSONS
__________________
Don't settle for the one that you can live with,
instead find the person that you cannot live without.
Reply With Quote

  #2  
Old 03-17-2004, 12:58 PM
jess's Avatar
jess jess is offline
Senior Member
I Don't Want To Post Forever
  
Join Date: 14 Aug 2002
Location: France
Age: 47
Gender: female
Posts: 13,233
Default
these are really funny ! Thanks
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-17-2004, 01:12 PM
Cowgirl77's Avatar
Cowgirl77 Cowgirl77 is offline
Senior Member
It's my post
  
Join Date: 20 Apr 2003
Location: Denmark
Age: 44
Posts: 4,521
Send a message via MSN to Cowgirl77
Default
Hilarious! Thanks!

What about this one:

Seen at golf course:
ANY PERSONS (EXCEPT PLAYERS) CAUGHT COLLECTING GOLF BALLS ON THIS COURSE WILL BE PROSECUTED AND HAVE THEIR BALLS REMOVED

Ouch!

More of that here: www.funnysign.com
__________________
ON TOUR WITH BON JOVI IN 2008:

Gelsenkirchen, May 22 ~ Leipzig, May 25 ~ Hamburg, May 28
Randers, June 19 ~ London, June 27+28

Bryan Adams ~ Odense, May 31st
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-17-2004, 08:31 PM
Rakel's Avatar
Rakel Rakel is offline
Wild*Angel
Price of posting
  
Join Date: 10 Apr 2003
Location: Portugal
Age: 37
Gender: female
Posts: 5,973
Send a message via MSN to Rakel
Default
Thanks!
__________________
web * last.fm * flickr
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-18-2004, 07:35 PM
Thomas Anderson's Avatar
Thomas Anderson Thomas Anderson is offline
Friends will be friends
Bounce
  
Join Date: 15 Aug 2002
Location: Merseyside, England
Age: 36
Gender: male
Posts: 30,116
Default Re: Silly sign's
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissBonJovi
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW
TO GET LESSONS
I actually saw a similar thing on a notice on the wall of our design studio once, something about dyslexia and getting help and stuff, lol
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-18-2004, 10:19 PM
Kev's Avatar
Kev Kev is offline
Nil Satis Nisi Optimum
Posting Dead Or Alive
  
Join Date: 04 Dec 2002
Location: Liverpool, England, UK
Age: 38
Gender: male
Posts: 33,788
Default
LMAO!!! some of these were really good. Thanks for posting
__________________
2000: Stoke. 2001: Huddersfield, Cardiff. 2002: London. 2003: Glasgow, Wolverhampton, Manchester, London.
2006: Dusseldorf, Glasgow, Manchester, Coventry, Southampton, MK x2, Hull, NJ x3.
2007: London JBJ Q&A, London, NJ x3. 2008: Dublin, Manchester, Coventry, Bristol, London x2.
2010: NJ x3, London x4. 2011: Munich, Manchester, London, Dublin x2, Lisbon. 2012: RS London.
2013: Manchester, Birmingham, Dublin, London. 2014: RS Belfast. 2016: London. 2019: Dublin x2, Liverpool, London
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-18-2004, 11:42 PM
Freddie's Avatar
Freddie Freddie is offline
Senior Member
These Days
  
Join Date: 05 Aug 2002
Location: Sweden
Age: 35
Gender: male
Posts: 2,715
Default
haha
__________________
Don't leave me now
Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT +2. The time now is 04:59 PM.

Bon Jovi - Dry County - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11.
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.