LMAO...these are the best ones...thanks a lot for posting andy
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Originally Posted by JOEYKID
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while
you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
toilet seat by simply using the sink.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you from rolling over and going back to
sleep after you hit the snooze button.
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
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