k so u all know i've got a girlfriend and she really is beautiful, i thought it the 1st time i ever met her and that was like 5 odd years ago so it's not boyfriend bias. she really is one stunning little lady

anyways my last ex was pretty hot too. people say she looks like avril lavigne (she didn't smikle much either lol)

now my bro ain't doing too bad for himself either considering he's a total slob, loser who thinks running a gig at the barfly once a month consitutes a job.

his last girlfriend was stunning even if she was a dirty little tart (she used to try n pull me, our best mate n stuff like that hence y she's his ex)

he got off with my girlfriends best friend a couple of times. k so she's married and has a kid but i'd still hit it. well technically she won't be married for much longer but i don't really know how much that's got to do with my bro.

and now he's pretty much pulled one of my mates sisters friends who's also stunning.


now i'm not the most modest of people as u'll probably know but we're twins and not the best looking guys around. not ugly, just not particularly good looking and i have better looking mates but they always end up pulling mingers for the simple reason that me n my bro don't just regard girls as something u stick ur dick in.

not acting like a "guy" towards girls does work if u get what i mean.

bit of advice for my single buds here.

oh yeah and a pair of snakeskin shoes does wonders too



tune in 2moro for Jim Bon Jovi's dress tips if ur interested