Thomas

(Roughly to the music of Hey Joey by Bon Jovi)

Thomas isnt from my neighbourhood
If he was, he'd probably move away
Because we have problems with bats.
Parents of members of this board may be concerned
That may look at me with a frown
and try and put me down
The truth is Im just trying to be like eminem
I wanted enemies and blowflies
and thats just what I've got.

The clown pic, hey that was really grose.
The poo poo one, was probably even worse.
It was late one cold december night.
And I hope I didn't give you boys and girls a fright.
Remember that even the cactus needs watering.

So from now on I'll only ever sing
About flowers and pixies and shiny little things.
I hope that in time, you learn to let me in
Your exclusive little group.

Hey Thomas, please don't tell me about your dreams
The Matrix is coming out real soon
Remember: "There is no Spoon"
Hey Thomas, you're gonna get an apology tonight
you're gonna respond "Thats alright"
Theres no need to fight
You're gonna find a piece of clay.

News gets around this old message bored
The Old man known as hell man, farts more than he should
But he's still a little spunk in the eyes of jess,
And Thierry and his guitar, I wish you all the best.
Erik he's a swedish, and I wonder if he chews tobacco

Sha-la-la-la chasing fairies around the yard
Sha-la-la-la
Oh yeah
Uh-uh
Oh hah.

Clip clip clip clip clippert clap
Hey Hey Hey hey thomas
toot toot toot toot.

Choclady, choclady
Whenever I read your posts, I picture a lady
Made completely of solid chocolate, uh uh,ah-huh
Chasing snails with a pinch of salt.

Hey Thomas, please don't tell me about your dreams
The Matrix is coming out real soon
Remember: "There is no Spoon"
Hey Thomas, you're gonna get an apology tonight
you're gonna respond "Thats alright"
Theres no need to fight
You're gonna find a piece of clay.
You're gonna find a piece of mud
Whatcha gonna do on the premiere night?

Arm Hair

dedicated to all creatures great and small. I'm going to look at websites about gnomes.