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Old 11-04-2004, 07:18 PM
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Hey Jim! If you come and try to invade us dressed like the girl with the funny denim thing you won't even need to use your rifle!!




























... We'll all be laughing on the floor and unable to attack you back It's a clever strategy, don't you think?
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Old 11-04-2004, 08:35 PM
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Thats what you said about that **** from Speedway :P
I am still pursuing that dyke from speedway carli :P
So mods are allowed to bypass the word censor, but when others do it it gets edited? lol
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Old 11-04-2004, 09:02 PM
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I'd like to see someone with real breasts try that Gap shirt on...

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Old 11-04-2004, 09:56 PM
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I'd like to see someone with real breasts try that Gap shirt on...

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I am glad that you noticed that. I doubt they would be so..ermm..stiff??
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Old 11-04-2004, 10:06 PM
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I'd like to see someone with real breasts try that Gap shirt on...

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I am glad that you noticed that. I doubt they would be so..ermm..stiff??
If you couldn't see that there's more plastic in them than an action man then you need your eyes checked.

But they're still pretty nice if you ask me.
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Old 11-04-2004, 10:46 PM
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well now Jim, you are most welcome to crash at mine u cray nut you. I know a place in belfast where females like this must be mass produced in bulk or something. shame their combined IQ is still less than that of my dog


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Old 11-04-2004, 10:49 PM
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Amen to that man. For some reason Belfast has an unhealthy amount of absolutely stunning girls.

But again, sack messing about over there when you don't know who's who.

Nothign wrong with a low IQ. makes the target easier to acquire.
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Old 11-04-2004, 10:53 PM
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But again, sack messing about over there when you don't know who's who.
what you mean? iv lived here all my life and have never accidently kissed the local paramilitary commander's daughter, if thats what ur getting at?


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Old 11-04-2004, 10:55 PM
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well i must go over with the wrong folk but a handful of people I know have been sweating till they had their arse firmly planted on the ferry back to Stranrear for various reasons, more certain peoples wives and girlfriends as opposed to daughters.

But hey to me that sounds like you're giving me the green light so if I lose my knee-caps it's on your conscience
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Old 11-04-2004, 11:04 PM
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hey Jim, youl be flying aslong as you dont wear that union jack tshirt of yours which im sure u have sumwhere..

weird fact no.37 ;
on the walls of the library in the city along with all the other graffiti (!) there is a bon jovi quote! yeah i know, like what the hell. its the quote from one of the JBJ songs of Blaze of glory the one ''well i send a prayer when i need it most to the father, sun and the holy ghost, and sign it a sinner with no name''
and its right in there alongside all the sectarian messages. beautiful!


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