A few weeks ago was my friends fancy dress birthday night out, and I was dressed up as Slash. So I was getting a lot of GNR stuff from people, but one girl later in the nightclub was like "I bet you're a Bon Jovi fan". Turns out she'd been to the same gigs as me, her fav songs were mine too etc, just one huge coincidence. Then the DJ plays 'Prayer'...

We give each other with that "oooooo...spooky" look. But before I can start getting excited, thinking it's fate, some big hulk of a human being trundles over, turning out to be her boyfriend...