Sports Commentary

Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch & Jerk Event: "This is Gegoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I mounted her mother."

At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

That last one is great They are quite funny!

Stephanie

Becky, I haven't laugh like that since ... too much time Thanks, they are sooo FUNNY !!! the latest three are great !

these are great!

as is 'in case yr wondering, tottenham are in yellow' - John Motson...and this was said when there was only black and white tele

thanks for the laugh!!

Those were great. Thanks for the laugh Becky, I really needed it tonight!

11 dicks? Arsenal? gotta be


come get me gooseh

Good ones Becky - thanks

Kathleen

A snooker commentator who's name escapes me said

"And for those of you who have a black and white television, the brown is the ball next to the blue"