I'll work with you here, even though this is off topic. I have read the Stand (uncut, over 1100 pages), It, Everything's Eventual, and many others, and they are amazing. The Stand is a work of art, and is one of the best novels I've read. For a great read with a little of everything, a great plot, etc. read Dean Koontz's From The Corner Of His Eye. Trust me, you'll like it.

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