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Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 22)


Mystery is your second name!

Scorpio
Ruled by Pluto
A Feminine Negative Fixed Water Sign
Polar or opposite sign: Taurus

Color: Black and red


You as a man:

You need emotional excess to survive. You thrive on a need to be loved and approved. In a word, you are invincible. Normally, you will surround yourself with luxury. You love mysteries, and solving the puzzle of love is an irresistible challenge. Marriage gives you a certain security, but you will want to get out of it before it actually happens.
In a relationship with perfect understanding, you will be tender, sympathetic and considerate. You will repay your woman's loyalty with the kind of love most women only read about and wish for.

You as a woman:

You are magnetic, proud and totally confident. You are a strong woman, and hate to flutter your eyelashes and look pretty. You can be overbearing and domineering, sarcastic and frigid. You look for ambition in a man, and you cannot excuse his weakness. You are fiercely possessive of your man. If he does not commit, you chase him, till you can get a positive answer.
You hate being possessed. You are also very stubborn. You refuse to see any viewpoint but your own when emotions are involved. Your passion for living can be all-consuming, yet in a real storm, your cool, calm reason and steely strength will be a life raft.

Your Love Sign

Your love sign is Taurus

There is an irresistible magnetic quality surrounding you, a "come-chase-me" attitude which is most alluring. When this works, your passions are unleashed with hurricane force. If you let bouts of jealousy creep in, it may lead to an unwelcome result. You might steer clear of a relationship since it is a clash of wills, but a clever lover is someone who can dispel these notions to bring out the best in you.

You in Relationships

You like to be in charge, and you convey it right from the start. This can make for an interesting and dynamic relationship. You are clear you want the absolute best where romance is concerned. Any relationship, which gives you a sense of power, wins hands down. You have a steely determination and a strong sense of what you really want. You are quick in finding the right lover, and this makes life very easy for you. As long as you win, there is harmony in the relationship.
One must Know the rules when dealing with Scorpio
What you should do:
• Dress up and look good for the Scorpio. The Scorpion appreciates beauty and sex appeal.
• Have a no-holds-barred approach. The Scorpio will delve into your secrets, anyway.
• Don't hold on. A relationship with the Scorpio is an exciting journey of discovery, so go along!
• Be comfortable with the Scorpio gaze. Squirming will not help!
• Share everything with your Scorpio. This will make for a highly fulfilling relationship.
What you should not do:
• Don't ever accuse the Scorpio of playing with your emotions. The Scorpio promise of fidelity is as good as gold.
• The green-eyed monster is the most dangerous part of your relationship. Try and keep jealousy at bay.
• You need to take lessons in handling your emotions with a Scorpio. Try not to contribute to the emotional fireworks in the relationship.
• Don't have a narrow mind. With the Scorpio, you must be prepared for anything.
• Don't ever keep secrets from the Scorpio.

Beautiful You

Do you find people giving you a second look all the time? Well, they should, for yours is the sign of the slinky seductress! No other sign has your mystique, so take pride in it. You are intense, amorous, passionate, and in equal measures, secretive.
You take refuge in your sensuality, and this works very well for you. An electric sexual energy is almost second nature to you. But there is a soft side, which you prefer to guard. You don't go for the musky perfumes as much as you do sweeter essences like vanilla or spicy fragrances like cinnamon. You love a makeover, don't you? That is why you don't hesitate a bit to try on the new purple wig, or those long eyelashes.
Your secret of beauty is your subtle charm. There is an ulterior motive to possess behind every move. You are at your most beautiful when you use your sly charm, letting the world in on the biggest Scorpio secret of all: how good it feels to be you.

Lucky Gem

Gather courage from the coral. The stone could also make you rich. And yes, you also get confident. Have a good time!

Lucky Number

Discover the magical powers of Number 8!

Lucky Color

Kiss those blues away with midnight blue

Lucky Day

Sudden windfall on Sunday!

Careers and you

Intense and passionate, you know how to live life to the fullest, and as a result, don't suffer fools gladly. You know how to zero in on important tasks, and where the art of the deal is concerned, can go for the kill. Rarely, however, will blood be spilled. You are a straight shooter with lofty and important goals. Everyone else falls by the wayside. One of the your greatest assets is the ability to effect change, if only by sheer will. It's when this virtue spills over into impatience that the trouble begins. You love to create, solve and manage -- both the good and the bad. It's all for a reason. You also like to win. As long as you can control your aggressive, vindictive and inflexible tendencies (and the need to control in general), much can be accomplished.

Scorpio Career Guide

Here are some occupations that a Scorpio might consider:
Analyst
Criminologist
Detective
Doctor
Enforcer
Hypnotist
Insurance agent
Investigator
Lab technician
Private investigator
Psychiatrist
Psychologist
Researcher
Scientist

Money and you

You are, in a word, wise where money is concerned. You are self-made, although a surprising number of you inherit wealth. It's easy to see that you desperately crave for money. Money buys you security, freedom, and, best of all, control. An unshakable conviction that you will come out on top where finances are concerned motivates you to work harder, no matter how long or how tough. You are more than willing to make sacrifices for the grand prize. If there are reversals, you will generally suffer them well, thanks to your quiet confidence. When the going is good, though, you will remember your friends with uncommon generosity and are quick to support favourite charities. In the end, you far prefer to accumulate money rather than spend it. And you hate wasting it! Even so, there are times when nothing less than a Ming vase will do. Go figure!


Sagittarius ( Nov 23 - Dec 21)


When you can take a break from shooting verbal arrows,
Sagittarius
Ruled by Jupiter
A Masculine Positive Mutable Fire Sign
Polar or opposite sign: Gemini

Color: Dark blue and purple


You as a man:

You are a dreamer, and make a feeble attempt to get down to reality. Your soaring imagination can cause you to fall down or go bust. But wonderfully, Lady Luck has a way of rescuing you just in time.
You are never in a relationship for keeps. Women often misinterpret your attitude, and think the relationship is more serious than it really is. You are a flirt, that can't be denied, but you are not looking for sex alone. You like variety and mental stimulation.
You have no sense of attachment, and have no qualms in breaking free. You enjoy being with older children. Youthful escapades will amuse you rather than anger you, but your very tolerance might keep your children in line.

You as a woman:

You see the world as it is, even through rose-tinted glasses. You tend to dream some big dreams, and sometimes, reality never hits you.
You are very independent, and have a strange aloofness to family ties. You love the feeling of protection, but do not enjoy being bossed around. You are breezy and unconventional in your relationships with men. But you are a trusting child at heart.
Your moods can be terrible, but they are rare, and they last so briefly they will hardly be noticed. When you are really hurt, your tongue can be bitterly sarcastic.

Your Love Sign

Your love sign is Pisces

The game of love is a straight ahead affair for the Archer, one where the rules are laid down from the start. A good time is important to Sagittarians, so playful dates will be the right appetizer for this zesty lover. Those born under this sign are intuitive, and as a result, have a good sense of what and who they want. The one lucky enough to get in their sights is in for a wild time! Possibly the sexiest part of the game for the Archer is maintaining a sense of independence in the face of a blooming relationship -- there is nothing sexier for these folk. One possible exception might be honesty, which is often why a Sagittarian lover is also a best friend.

You in Relationships

Mental fireworks will surely fly in a relationship with the Archer, for nothing seems worthwhile without them. This eagerness to learn can make for one very curious lover. Sagittarians love the idea of a companion, a friend/partner who can share in their quest for truth and knowledge. This relationship will be active and spirited, filled with adventures to faraway lands, as well as exotic fantasies in the bedroom. Traveling has never been more fun than with the Archer! This enthusiasm comes with a keen sense of loyalty for a deserving partner, but the Sagittarian's lover must be careful not to make the mistake of becoming boring or possessive. If so, they'll be vanquished from the lair (minor rifts, though, are gladly patched up in bed). The ideal Sagittarius soul mate is well-read on everything from Philosophy to Sex, and is not afraid to practice what they preach
One must Know the rules when dealing with Sagittarius
What you should do:
• Say to yourself that life is beautiful, all the time. The Archer hates to be morose.
• Make personal space an important part of your relationship. The Archer craves freedom.
• Be all ears. The Sagittarian needs to know that there is a shoulder to cry on, when he needs it.
• Be prepared to pack your bags at a moment's notice. With the Sagittarian love for travel, you never know where you will be whisked off to!
• Develop a good sense of humour, and appreciate the value of a good joke.
What you should not do:
• Don't sulk too often. The Sagittarian loves a sunny personality, and may not take too kindly to a morose you.
• The Sagittarian hates to hear he is wrong, so reserve your judgment.
• Don't be in a hurry. The Sagittarian likes to take time with the relationship.
• Don't frown on the Sagittarian love for taking chances. Sometimes, your Sagittarian lover will toss a coin on the gift he should buy you!
• Don't expect the Sagittarian to be by your side very often. The sign loves to travel, and may take off on flights of fancy anytime!

Beautiful You

Face it - cosmetics are not your best friend. You don't race to buy the newest beauty item off the shelf. Since you are always on the move, a basic sun block and lip balm should take you far. Add a little essential oil, and you are ready to brave the elements!
But you do need a little pampering, right? When you feel the need to look pretty, enhance your honest eyes. Your comfort level with people adds to your charm. Bare your midriff if possible or hang your pants low on your hips -- Sagittarius rules this area of the body, so you should show it off. Your beauty comes from your sense of adventure and your infectious sense of humour. You are at your most beautiful when you grab life with both hands, and your enthusiasm rejuvenates those around you.

Lucky Gem

Well, you had better not be surprised at the few extra rupees in your pocket, for the yellow sapphire will assure you instant windfall all the time!

Lucky Number

Lead the way with Number 1 by your side!

Lucky Color

Royal blue will do you a world of good.

Lucky Day

Waltz your way through work on Wednesday

Careers and you

You are freewheeling, happy-go-lucky and a good person to have on the sales team -- you will probably get the order that you need but you just might offend the client. You like to have fun, smiling and laughing with colleagues and feeling as if Lady Luck is on your side. You are also passionate about what you believe in and, as befits a Fire Sign, will work doggedly on your causes. You are positive and optimistic and can do wonders with something you believe in, which makes you ideal for turnaround or public service situations. You also need freedom and plenty of room to roam. While you love to philosophies, you also like to hit the road, visiting exciting lands filled with exotic strangers.

Sagittarius Career Guide

Here are some occupations that a Sagittarius might consider:

Academic
Adventurer
Advertiser
College professor
Lawyer
Diplomat
Editor
Explorer
Importer/exporter
Interpreter
Jockey
Judge
Lecturer
Philosopher
Preacher
Professor
Promoter
Publisher
Sportsperson
Money and you

You are the luckiest Sign of the Zodiac. You love to plan ahead. It's a favourite pastime, since you always see the bright side of things. You also love to party and see the world, ever searching, scheming, and dreaming about the opportunity of a lifetime. Make that the adventure of a lifetime! You never worry about money, either, since that won't make for more. It's your sunny disposition that helps you reap dividends. You also love to nurse the notion that your "horse will come in," a feeling which feeds your gambling and risk-taking spirit. You are generous to a fault and are eager to spread the wealth around. You are fairly good at handling money, although you would rather be working on the next big deal. You also love to lend, especially to friends, and the borrower will often find that these loans have been turned into gifts.


Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 20)

It is difficult to prise you out of your work ethic, but take time to traverse this room.
Capricorn
Ruled by Saturn.
A Feminine Negative Cardinal Earth Sign
Polar or Opposite sign: Cancer

Color: Dark brown, black and grey


You as a man:

You have a self-made brick wall around you. You are a bundle of contradictions. You are laidback, but can be fiercely ambitious when required to be. You experience a reverse ageing process. You are as serious as an owl in your youth, but you relax gradually as you mature. You are reverent about family ties. You take time to fall in love, as you look for a secure relationship. Financial security comes first to you.

You suffer because you detest mushy, romantic declarations of love. But once you are guided and tutored in the fine act of love, you become the companion everyone envies.

You as a woman:

You have a practical, sensible manner, and a steely will to snag the right man. You value security, authority, respect and position. You seem to be even-tempered and steady, but that is just a facade. You can flare up, when you get really hot under the collar.
You need to be assured of complete commitment, before you plunge into a relationship. You are unusually attractive. Yet, you are unsure about your appearance. You need constant reassurance that you are pretty.
You make an excellent wife. You have a tight hand, and run a smooth home. You also have reality firmly in your grasp.

Your Love Sign

Your love sign is Aries

You are often traditional, somewhat reserved and usually cautious. You take some time to size up the stakes in the game of love. You know what you want, and once you fix your eyes on the prize, you will work hard to get it. You are a winner and often attract the same. Focused as you are on appearances, you are likely to lure an attractive lover.

You in relationships

Where the 'us' thing is concerned, you keep the ground rules pretty simple: Those with money, power and the trappings of success should step up to the plate. You will work hard at taking a union with the right person to newer heights. If your lover can throw in a dash of excitement, all the better. A bit of solidity, along with excitement and passion, is just the right mix
One must Know the rules when dealing with Capricorn
What you should do:
• Understand that between you and work, the Capricorn devotion to duty wins hands down.
• Wait for a commitment. If the Capricorn is sure of the relationship, he is yours for life.
• Surprise your Capricorn from time to time. Little gifts are all it takes to have the Goat committed to you for life.
• Make promises you can keep.
• Spend some time on personal grooming. The Capricorn appreciates good taste.
What you should not do:
• Don't ever embarrass the Goat in public. Capricorn has a strong sense of integrity.
• Have a hold on your purse strings all the time. The Capricorn is appreciative of people who can save.
• Don't go back on your word, ever.
• Don't blame your Capricorn for being wedded to his job. That is how it will be.
• Don't accuse your Capricorn of being stuffy. It will take him a while to lighten up.

Beautiful you

You have charted a long way to the top, and would not want a few strokes of the brush to distract your progress. But your beauty lies in your quick thinking power, and your ability to think well. And yes, people do find your cool-as-cucumber faηade irresistible!
But this does not mean that you let your chipped nails be. A strict health regimen comes naturally to you, and that is the secret of your slim waist! And yes, you achieve all this with ιlan! Confidence is your greatest weapon, and your poise makes all make-up redundant.
You have an eye for detail, and this helps you weed out passing fads from the ones that stay. Your elegance also shows in the confident and purposeful way you carry yourself. Just remember to draw attention to your graceful neck. Warm, earthy scents suit you, as do dark, rich colors like plum, burgundy and red.
Power is essential to you, and you glow when you have it. Your beauty comes from your resourcefulness and your ambition towards high-quality living.

Lucky Gem

This blue sapphire promises you all the luck you could wish for. You could soon be in for a lot of money, so better brush up on your financial skills!

Lucky Number

Number 18 is your secret weapon for the week!

Lucky Color

Wear peacock blue for luck!

Lucky Day

Watch things falling into place perfectly on Friday!

Careers and you

Practical and conservative, you enjoy working hard and getting things done, and your patience helps you persevere where others might give up. You enjoy being a leader, since it gives you a measure of control, which is soothing to you. You are image conscious and are likely to insist that co-workers look as respectable as you do. You are highly organised, so being on your team is a study in cool efficiency.

Capricorn Career Guide

Here are some occupations that a Capricorn might consider:

Administrator
CEO
Coach
Commissioner
Economist
Governor
Industrialist
Leader
Manager
Mountain climber
Office manager
Official
Operations manager
Organizer
President
Professional
Programmer
Proprietor

Money and you

You are always disciplined and focused. You work hard for your money and enjoy the benefits. It's your temperament that makes you follow a slow and steady climb up the mountain. You expect things to be tough since you tend toward pessimism. In the end, however, it's exactly what will spur you on, because you do want to get to the top of that mountain in the worst way. You are among the shrewdest people at making and keeping money. Money gives you a feeling of strength and accomplishment and a delicious sense that you have arrived. You do not get carried away by get-rich-quick schemes. You also need to have a nest egg set aside for a rainy day, thanks to that lingering sense of gloom. Managing money comes so easily to you that you could keep accounts in your head. Once you set your mind to making money, no one will work harder than you toward that end. And you will probably make it to the top!
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