~*~* NAMES *~*~
1.What is your real name (first and middle)? Kevin Byrne

2.What other names were your parents thinking about for you? I have no idea!!!

3. If you had been born of the opposite gender, what was your name going to be (according to your parents)? I can only assume Amanda cos my sister is called that

4. What does your name mean (if you know)? Gentle but stubborn!!!

5. Do you like your name? I prefer Kev, I work as a mobile DJ and go under Kev B which sounds okay

5. Do you know anyone else with your name? Yes. Quite a few, and they are all sound, there aint no-one like a KEV

7. If you could change your name, what would it be to? Matthew, Its my confirmation name and when I have kids I would like a boy called Matthew

8. What is coolest name of someone you know? Tony - Its my dad!!! Sorry!!!!

9. The wierdest? Arwell????

10. The plainest/ugliest? John!!! Arwell!!!!!!

~*~*FAVORITES*~*~

11. What is your favorite weapon? Comedy- I had to make people laugh to prevent a beating when I was young!

12. What is your favorite genre of book? Horror -Stephen King

13. What is your favorite planet? I would like to go Jupiter, it has attitude!!!

14. Your favorite type of sandwich? Cheese Savoury

15. How about your favorite role playing game (if you play them)? I can’t say on here!! it’s a bit naughty ha ha

16. Your favorite play? The merchant of venice- shylock is pure evil!

17. Favorite joke? How to you get two whales in a mini?? Down the M4 ( 2 wales??? )
18. Favorite color of clothing on you? Black and White - The TOON ARMY

19. Favorite fruit juice flavor? Orange.

20. What's your favorite thing to look up online? Music

~*~*ABOUT PEOPLE YOU KNOW*~*~

21. Do you know anyone who drinks underage (if yes, how many)? Hell yeah!!!

22. Smokes (if yes, how many)? Yes, my mum,dad,sister,aunt,uncle,best mate..loads more

23. Does drugs (if yes, how many)? Not now, but when we were younger

24. Lost their vigrinity before being married? Yes, me included

25. Who worships the devil? no.

26. Has had their life threatened? Yes, me, was caught with someones wife!!!

27. Do you know anyone who hates slurpees? ????

28. Give a rough estimate of how many people you know. People who I could class as friends, colleagues…100, people who I truly trust…1, my best mate Gordon

29. Now how many of them are your friends? Close friends about 7 or 8, the rest are friends but not very close ones, I have time for them when I want.

30. Where are the majority of your friends from (i.e. sports, school)? Here in Newcastle

~*~*WOULD YOU EVER*~*~

31. Eat bugs purposely? Yes, would LOVE to do fear factor

32. Commit a crime? Yes, I would murder anyone who hurt my family without thinking

33. Change your religion? No.

34. Lie to your parents? Have and still do!!!!

35. Jump over a waterfall? Anything for that adrenaline rush

36. Change clothes in front of an open window? No!!!

37. Dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? Have done before, it’s a laugh

38. Go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses? With what inderneath? and the point of that would be, what? Never done it but I would, what would I wear underneath, a ballet tutu or summick like that, why? Why not? If you saw it you would laugh!

39. Sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers? I don’t think anyTHING can harmonize with me, I have a pitch of my own, and that is not a good thing!!

40. Tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? Yes, I like the older girls anyway!

~*~*HAVE YOU EVER*~*~

41. Lied to your parents about something really important? I have some big skeletons in my cupboard, but its part of growing up!!!

42. Had your life threatened? Yes, after I was caught with someones wife

43. Stumbled across FBI secrets online? No. but I watch the X-Files?????

44. Stayed up until the morning light talking online? Loads of times

45. Made people give you really wierd glances? When I dressed up for the Rocky Horror

46. Read a Shakespeare play? I LOVE Shakespeare, read beyond the words!

47. Talked in your sleep? What did you say? I told my dad I was playing football once when he came to wake me for school

48. Sung at a karaoke bar? YUP, I sung a proclaimers song in Glasgow in a celtic bar, when we went to see BJ in June!!! Got followed out too!! My normal party piece is Relight my Fire with the girls singing Lulu’s part

49. Looked something up online your parents specifically told you not to look up? I tend to stay away from anything untoward, you don’t know what you might see by accident and I don’t want to chance nasty stuff on my pc

50. Been run over... with a bike? No but I ran two people over when I was younger!!

~*~*WHO'S*~*~

51. Number one on your hit list? I have someone and I will get them but I can’t say!

52. On your aol instant messaging list? Mostly local friends

53. The person you talk to most online? On dry county Kev

54. The person you talk to least online? My local mates, I see em in the flesh every week

55. The person who calls you every other day? Gordon, my mum and dad

56. Is there anyone that dumped you when you most needed them? I was in a relationship for 4 ½ years and found her with sum1 else, I needed them to talk through my heartbreak but then realised she caused it in the 1st place

57. The last person you talked to on the phone with? My Uncle

58. The person/people you're with the most? Gordon, work

59. Never home? My guitar teacher, Roy

60. Always home? ? My mum

~*~*THIS OR THAT*~*~

61. Mulan or Moulin Rouge? Moulin Rouge, just for Kylie

62. 7 Up or Dr. Pepper? Dr. Pepper

63. Hamsters or Gerbils? Hamster, but I have been known to bury a couple alive ( by accident!!! When the hibernate they look dead!! )

64. Rats or Mice? Mice.

65. The Swings or the Slide? Swings…..weeeeeee

66. Rollercoaster or Merry-Go-Round? Rollercoaster, the higher and faster the better!!

67. Sneakers, Sandals, or No Shoes? No shoes I think they are restricting

68. Italian or Mexican food? Italian, I love pasta and a bottle of red wine!

69. Fast Food or Sit Down Restaurant? Sit down. With a nice pasta!!

70. The Sun or the Moon? The moon. I sunburn really easy so I prefer the moon

~*~*MORE FAVORITES*~*~

71. What's your favorite quote about love? "The times when you have seen only one set of footprints Is when I carried you." Its from a religious poem called footprints in the sand and its about someone doing all they can for you out of love, I was quite unwell in my late teens and I had people carry me through a really bad time.

72. Favorite quote about friends? "It's the friends you can call up at 4am that matter"


73. How about about life? Really cheesy but “live like its your last day on earth”

74. What's your favorite humorous quote? When i were born I was so ugly that they drew a ring round my mouth to tell which end to feed

75. How about the quote that makes you go, "Hmm..."? It the living that hurt you, not the dead, my mum used to say this when I was scared of the dark!!

76. The quote that makes you go, "Too true, too true." No-one gets outta here alive

77. What's your favorite swear word? F**K

78. What's your favorite non-swear word? Fosters ( please )

79. What's your favorite thing to do on a cold day? Sit and watch DVDs

80. How about your favorite thing to do on a hot day? Sit outside a pub and watch the world go by

~*~*WHAT DO YOU SEE*~*~

81. Are there any shoes in the room? Yeah, two pairs, trainers and work shoes

82. Underwear? Nope!!!!!

83. Dishes, glasses, forks, spoons etc? A pint glass with orange juice in it next to me

84. Something unidentifiable that is very nasty looking? Only me!!!

85. Money? Odd copper on the table

86. A TV? yes

87. Is there a fan in the room with you? Yes, a desk fan behind me and its running

89. How about a blanket? No

90. What colors are the walls and the floor? The walls are a cream color with blue bottom half, there is a painting of a harbour on the wall. My floor is laminate wood.

~*~*WRAPPING IT UP*~*~

91. In how many languages can you say "Goodbye?" Goodbye, Auf Wiedersen..PET!!!, Au revoir

92. And how many of those can you actually spell? I think above will tell you!
93. What's your favorite way of ending a letter? Write back this time you git!!!

94. Who's the last person you said goodbye to, and where were they going? My Uncle, he was on the phone

95. Is there any wierd way you say goodbye (ie Night, Smooches): Laters!

96. How do you end internet conversations? Speak soon

97. Do you realize I'm just stalling to get to 100? Yes, buts its been fun!!!

98. Have you ever seen any of these questions on any other survey before? Not many, not as intense, you did a good job

99. On a scale from 1-10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate this? 10, its quite interesting

100. Say a nice word to the people you are sending this to. HOPE 2 C SUM OF YOU SOON”!!!!!!!!