Ill be answering the non gay ascii version + the British version thankyou


Names

1.What is your real name (first and middle)? Dan Robert T (its a doubled barreled surname )

2.What other names were your parents thinking about for you? I have no clue + I dont really care

3. If you had been born of the opposite gender, what was your name going to be (according to your parents)? wtf, I dont know !

4. What does your name mean (if you know)? What does it mean? Nothing. Its christian meaning is Judge apparently

5. Do you like your name? Its my name..


5. Do you know anyone else with your name? erm, of course I bloody do..you think I live under a rock or something!??!?

7. If you could change your name, what would it be to? DUKE/ROCKY/RAMBO !

8. What is coolest name of someone you know? RAMBO!

9. The wierdest? No name is weird, just different

10. The plainest/ugliest? Roberta (for a girl) makes me think of bobby baggio!

Favourites

11. What is your Favourite weapon? L98 Assualt Rifle, oh the memories

12. What is your Favourite genre of book? action/spy ? (a la MacLean/Forsyth)

13. What is your Favourite planet? Planet Hollywood

14. Your fFavourite type of sandwich? Bacon buttie :>

15. How about your fFavourite role playing game ? MORROWIND !! THE ROXOR

16. Your Favourite play/opera? Les Mis / Phantom

17. Favourite joke? The fact American football is called football

18. Favourite colour of clothing on you? blue

19. Favourite fruit juice flavor? Pure Orange.

20. What's your Favourite thing to look up online? Porn

People you know (err you lot dont know them so it doesnt really matter..)

21. Do you know anyone who drinks underage (if yes, how many)? hahah, wtf is this ? some kind of questionnaire from someone that lives in a cave or something?!!?

22. Smokes (if yes, how many)? wtf again?!? too many people to mention

23. Does drugs (if yes, how many)? Plenty

24. Lost their vigrinity before being married? hahah

25. Who worships the devil? is this taken from christianity weekly or something?

26. Has had their life threatened? err, anyone thats been out on a friday night (+ been to Berlins!)

27. Do you know anyone who hates slurpees? What the **** is a slurpee? the same as a blow job?

28. Give a rough estimate of how many people you know. if I had to count, probably into a lots of thousands

29. Now how many of them are your friends? over 200

30. Where are the majority of your friends from (i.e. sports, school)? er, school(s), Squadron, Footy...etc

Would you ever

31. Eat bugs purposely? They dont call me survival Dan for nothing..

32. Commit a crime? ooh look Im doing one now (downloading hot shots)

33. Change your religion? Rock and Roll ? Never

34. Lie to your parents? Parent and obviously (where have you been? err..)

35. Jump over a waterfall? I would canoe down one, jumping over one is practically impossible you gimp

36. Change clothes in front of an open window? of course, just to annoy the little hoe that lives across the road

37. Dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? haha

38. Go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses? errr

39. Sing a harmoniSed duet in front of 500 strangers? erm ?????

40. Tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? of course I bloody would, everyone knows older women are well up for it

have you ever

41. Lied to your parents about something really important? I would be a gimp if I hadnt

42. Had your life threatened? but of course

43. Stumbled across FBI secrets online? Oh **** off, who the hell wrote this?

44. Stayed up until the morning light talking online? err, (ask mouse/casbren ;] )

45. Made people give you really wierd glances? yeah, I look like Elvis.

46. Read a Shakespeare play? I played Romeo once you know

47. Talked in your sleep? What did you say? I sleepwalk

48. Sung at a karaoke bar? **** yes, and am planning to many times on holiday in the next 2 weeks.

49. Looked something up online your parents specifically told you not to look up? erm? like my mum said "dont look at xxx you naughty boy"

50. Been run over? been in 3 car accidents, hit by a car once, hit with a bike yes, had two 17 foot canoes dropped on my head

Who Is

51. Number one on your hit list? George ****-head Bush

52. On your aol instant messaging list? AOL? Im not a) American b) ****ing stupid

53. The person you talk to most online? Choc/mike/tom/ (that you lot know)

54. The person you talk to least online? krb, hes never on

55. The person who calls you every other day? the bank? I dunno, my mates

56. Is there anyone that dumped you when you most needed them? I dont need anything but Tea + rock ;]

57. The last person you talked to on the phone with? my uncle...he called me when I was at the pub

58. The person/people you're with the most? er.. the people I live with (leanne/joel) + my budgie?!

59. Never home? my mum..or she just turns her phone off

60. Always home? ? me..in bed

This or that

61. Mulan or Moulin Rouge? Neither

62. 7 Up or Dr. Pepper? you mean lemonade?

63. Hamsters or Gerbils? Gerbils

64. Rats or Mice? I dont care

65. The Swings or the Slide? Sultans of swing

66. Rollercoaster or Merry-Go-Round? both + the same time (poor Becky )

67. Sneakers, Sandals, or No Shoes? Sneakers? what in gods name is a sneaker

68. Italian or Mexican food? Indian

69. Fast Food or Sit Down Restaurant? er, you can sit down in a fast food place you know

70. The Sun or the Moon? The Times

more favourites

71. What's your Favourite quote about love? SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND IM TO BLAME, I GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME! (ok not really)

72. Favourite quote about friends? err. another pint please mate?

73. How about about life? Either Lead, follow...or get out of the way

74. What's your Favourite humorous quote? SHUT UP FOOL! / I PITY THE FOOL!

75. How about the quote that makes you go, "Hmm..."? Dale Winton isnt gay

76. The quote that makes you go, "Too true, too true." chorus of something to believe in

77. What's your Favourite swear word? Get ****-ed.

78. What's your Favouritenon-swear word? beer?

79. What's your Favourite thing to do on a cold day? canoe

80. How about your Favourite CANOE

What do I see (err right now?? my monitor)

81. Are there any shoes in the room? yes, shit loads

82. Underwear? yes..all on the floor

83. Dishes, glasses, forks, spoons etc? yes..

84. Something unidentifiable that is very nasty looking? The budgie?

85. Money? yeah + a credit card (must remember to put that in my wallet)

86. A TV? yussum

87. Is there a fan in the room with you? err, why would I have a fan?

89. How about a blanket? no

90. What colours are the walls and the floor? I cant see my carpet for crap, the walls are yellow :E

Wrapping it up..(good)

91. In how many languages can you say "Goodbye?" loads + a few more juicy words ;]

92. And how many of those can you actually spell? lots

93. What's your Favourite way of ending a letter? ...

94. Who's the last person you said goodbye to, and where were they going? Chris, he was going home

95. Is there any wierd way you say goodbye ? er, cya later

96. How do you end internet conversations? usually with a few silly emoticons

97. Do you realise I'm just stalling to get to 100? I realise you are a very strange and sad person

98. Have you ever seen any of these questions on any other survey before? of course I have

99. On a scale from 1-10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate this? Who gives a shit

100. Say a nice word to the people you are sending this to, or who you recieved it from: READ IT! OR DIE