1.What is your real name (first and middle)? Jim (dont have a middle name so ill just say its danger)

2.What other names were your parents thinking about for you? Gemma or jenna if i was born without certain parts of my anatomy

3. If you had been born of the opposite gender, what was your name going to be (according to your parents)? above

4. What does your name mean (if you know)? it means short for james

5. Do you like your name? yeah its a nice normal name

5. Do you know anyone else with your name? Yes. know a few james' but no Jims

7. If you could change your name, what would it be to? dunno not really up on guys names

8. What is coolest name of someone you know? ..

9. The wierdest? "Duw" which stands for "Docie, you won" referring to a bet between the girl' parents. wot the **** does that mean

10. The plainest/ugliest: roisin (pronounced roshEEn) sounds like a cereal or something

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11. What is your favorite weapon? my wit but u can't beat a good old billy spring if anyones giving u grief when they're tooled up

12. What is your favorite genre of book? good

13. What is your favorite planet? Earth.

14. Your favorite type of sandwich? egg mayonaise and ham

15. How about your favorite role playing game (if you play them)? doctors and nurses

16. Your favorite play? MacBeth. never seen a performance of it but i plan to soon

17. Favorite joke? 2 birds out on the piss, coming home the need the toilet and decide to go behind some gravestones in a cemetery cos there's nowhere else to go. one of them decides to use her knickers to dry herself then throws them away, the other has a nice new sexy pair so gets a bit of card from some flower and uses that. they get home and next morning the husbands phone each other, husband one says: hey we better watch out wot our wives are upto mine came home with no knickers on last night. the 2nd husband replied: u think thats bad mine came home with a card saying we'll never forget u, from the firecrew, stuck in her asscheeks.

18. Favorite color of clothing on you? black and white

19. Favorite fruit juice flavor? Orange.

20. What's your favorite thing to look up online? music gear to waste my money on

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21. Do you know anyone who drinks underage (if yes, how many)? just about everyone i can think of drinks underage here and me n my mates were no exception when we were younger

22. Smokes (if yes, how many)? couple of mates do. mum n dad used to but gave up

23. Does drugs (if yes, how many)? a couple, some mates at college do alot like everyday and ive got some mates who do it as much as possible too.

24. Lost their vigrinity before being married? only know 1 couple who r holding out (well she is but im guessing hes got a pair of basketballs down there by now)

25. Who worships the devil? not that i know of

26. Has had their life threatened? seriously or stupid ill kill u insults? knew people with both actually

27. Do you know anyone who hates slurpees? dunno

28. Give a rough estimate of how many people you know. dunno probably over a hundred people id hold conversations with

29. Now how many of them are your friends? most of them

30. Where are the majority of your friends from (i.e. sports, school)? School/college/work/.

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31. Eat bugs purposely? for money, probably

32. Commit a crime? yeah well everyone bends the rules now and again, not done anything serious yet, id never burgal rob or rape anyone but im pretty copnfident i could kill someone if i had to.

33. Change your religion? No.

34. Lie to your parents? Yeah.

35. Jump over a waterfall? nah but i would.

36. Change clothes in front of an open window? yeah but not so that people can see me

37. Dress up as the opposite sex for an important event? nah

38. Go out at night dressed in something like a black trenchoat and sunglasses? `never done it , more of a girl thing really. walk upto a girl and say ive got nothing on under this and shell either laugh, slap u or throw her drink on u

39. Sing a harmonized duet in front of 500 strangers
yeah well i do backing vox in my band so i harmonise and we've did gigs in front of 500 or more

40. Tell someone that you liked them if they were much older than you? ive got off with older women but never said i liked them or nothing

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41. Lied to your parents about something really important? not off the top of my head. my mums usually quite cool about stuff and i respect her so if she asks if im having sex or if ive ever done drugs ill tell her yes

42. Had your life threatened? not seriously no

43. Stumbled across FBI secrets online? No.

44. Stayed up until the morning light talking online? yeah

45. Made people give you really wierd glances? sometimes,

46. Read a Shakespeare play? a drum a drum macbeth doth come

47. Talked in your sleep? What did you say? not sure but i have woke up in my bed one morning fulkly clothed when i went to my bed naked

48. Sung at a karaoke bar? yeah not shy of karaoke's was in one in tenerife where u got a free drink everytime u sang so i was upa ll nite

49. Looked something up online your parents specifically told you not to look up? well ive looked up some stuff i doubt theyd approve of but im 18 u know wot they goin to do

50. Been run over... with a bike? no

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51. Number one on your hit list? probably all the junkies and alkie's that coem into my work

52. On your aol instant messaging list? I don't have AOL

53. The person you talk to most online? one of my mates mozzy

54. The person you talk to least online? someone whos not on my list??

55. The person who calls you every other day? my girlfriend ashlea

56. Is there anyone that dumped you when you most needed them? well last person that dumped me was a downer cos id chased her for ages but i never cling to anyone or try to need them so its no big deal u know.

57. The last person you talked to on the phone with? taxi firm, before that my mate big john

58. The person/people you're with the most? ash and my family

59. Never home? me

60. Always home? ? my bro

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61. Mulan or Moulin Rouge? .

62. 7 Up or Dr. Pepper? 7up

63. Hamsters or Gerbils? hamsters

64. Rats or Mice? mice

65. The Swings or the Slide? swings

66. Rollercoaster or Merry-Go-Round? roller

67. Sneakers, Sandals, or No Shoes? actual shoes but out of those id say trainers

68. Italian or Mexican food? Italian

69. Fast Food or Sit Down Restaurant? Sit down.

70. The Sun or the Moon? The moon.

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71. What's your favorite quote about love? cant think of one just now

72. Favorite quote about friends? friends r like family u get to choose

73. How about about life? life's like a card game, the cards u get dont make u who u r, it;'s what u do with them

74. What's your favorite humorous quote? pretty much anything thats come from homer simpsons mouth

75. How about the quote that makes you go, "Hmm..."? dunno

76. The quote that makes you go, "Too true, too true." probably stuff i'd say regarding world issues tho alot of people would see me as a fascist for it

77. What's your favorite swear word? dunno

78. What's your favorite non-swear word? hum

79. What's your favorite thing to do on a cold day? Stay in bed.

80. How about your favorite thing to do on a hot day? swim or stay somewhere cool. dont like sunvbathing

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81. Are there any shoes in the room? Yeahnah theyre all downstairs

82. Underwear? yeah cupla pair of boxer shorts

83. Dishes, glasses, forks, spoons etc? couple of pint glasses

84. Something unidentifiable that is very nasty looking? probably alot of stuff living on my bros bed

85. Money? in my pocket i only leave cash lying around if im drunk

86. A TV? yes

87. Is there a fan in the room with you? no

89. How about a blanket? where do u think im from? iraq

90. What colors are the walls and the floor? the floors wooden and the walls are painted blue and white

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91. In how many languages can you say "Goodbye?" A few.

92. And how many of those can you actually spell? dunno, i speak english i dont have to spell anything else

93. What's your favorite way of ending a letter? With my name.

94. Who's the last person you said goodbye to, and where were they going? my girlfriend, she was going into her house

95. Is there any wierd way you say goodbye (ie Night, Smooches): i kiss my girl goodnight if were sleeping together. other than that its see u later

96. How do you end internet conversations? see u later

97. Do you realize I'm just stalling to get to 100? nah i was too busy thinking **** this things long and boring

98. Have you ever seen any of these questions on any other survey before? Yeah.

99. On a scale from 1-10, 1 being the worst, what would you rate this? 5

100. Say a nice word to the people you are sending this to, or who you recieved it from: nah none of them like me