According to TMZ, Jeremy has filed for divorce, knocked up his new billionaire heiress girlfriend, may have given her an engagement ring, became the father of a boy, and finalized his divorce with primary custody and a six-figure settlement:


No doubt we'll be hearing wedding bells once Chloe gets her figure back, and they'll have a tabloid good time trying to live happily ever after. Just goes to show you what you can overcome -- if you're fortunate enough to be good-looking or rich!

P.S. The former Mrs. Meeks celebrated her first week as a divorcee at a strip club. Better she should invest some of that settlement in learning an actual job skill.

P.P.S: About that engagement ring -- since Jeremy is suddenly no longer having trouble getting in and out of England, it's possible that they're already secretly married. You heard it here first!