It must just be me then that had it drilled into me through years of school and decided against taking drugs anyway. If something can be detrimental to my health to such an extreme there is no way I'd risk it for a brief exhilleration.

That said I do like the ads, quite funny. Even the name "Talk to Frank" is funny, I'd love it if I heard that they only employ people called Frank, just so that whoever calls their helplines is actually talking to a person called Frank Interviews would be easy:

Interviewer: Good afternoon. What is your name?
Person: Hi, my name is Bob.
Interviewer: Next!
Person: Hi, I'm Frank.
Interviewer: You're hired!