anyone with a name like DaveYBOY (particularly camp parts in block capitals) obviously has some sexual, and gender issues.

And think about this. If a banana is supposed to be bendy that makes me and Mongoose normal, and you abnormal for being a straight banana. If you apply the same theory to people and sexuality then since me and Mongoose are as you describe then "normal" that would make us straight males. Since you are in fact an abnormal person that would make you gay.

Your theory speaks a lot of sense yes!