The dangers of going commando

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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
carryon with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife
returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. The wife stood back
up, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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too funny


on a side note I think that wearing commando is quite unclean .... unless you change your clothes (pants /shorts/trousers) everyday it's just yuk ... JMO .. I know it's rock and roll attitude but it's ewwww lol

Well as long as you keep yourself clean why does it matter?

it matters my dear ... don't you change your underwears everyday like your socks ? are they clean enough to be re-worn the next day ?? LOL .... I think that ppl changing their underwears and socks are not doing it because they didn't keep themselves clean to be clean is essential but it's not enough at this location ... this is why I think doing commando is ok as long as you think your pants as underwears and change them daily ...

Roflamo

My father-in law told me this joke when I first got married (in 196. Apparantly it has been around for awhile. The way he told it was that the woman came home and saw "her husband" under the car fixing it. She saw the same lack of underwear - gave him a little tickle - and kept going into the house. The first thing she saw was her husband sitting at the dining room table. The guy under the car knocked himself out

Kathleen

yeah this is hilarious ...

Nice car in your vatar BTW .... always orange but different model ...

Haha lol.