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Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
carryon with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife
returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the
chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned
private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. The wife stood back
up, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her
husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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