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Old 02-05-2003, 08:48 PM
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Default The Funniest Joke EVER!!!
This was apparently researched by CNN, who asked many jokes to many people around the globe, and this was the most appealing:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

It's quite funny, but nowhere near the best ever.

Anyone have any contenders for funniest?
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it's ok but not funny!
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it's ok but not funny!
which planet are you from? of course it's funny
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it's ok but not funny!
which planet are you from? of course it's funny
can't you read? mars!?!
do you consider this joke as one of the funniest jokes????????
i have heard similar jokes a billion times!
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no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :P
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no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :P
There's another thread in here where jess and krb both told a joke each, both which were funnier than that one!
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no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :P
There's another thread in here where jess and krb both told a joke each, both which were funnier than that one!

AHHH ! don't write our two names so close one to the other
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no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :P
There's another thread in here where jess and krb both told a joke each, both which were funnier than that one!

AHHH ! don't write our two names so close one to the other
Sorry jess, but one posted, then the other followed, what can I do?
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no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :P
There's another thread in here where jess and both told a joke each, both which were funnier than that one!

or something like that
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no, you're right. laura's jovi jokes are much better :P
Maybe come next JT awards, I can get nominated for that?
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