The funniest thing I have ever read..

Driver tried to hit 'Bin Laden'


The driver mistook a pedestrian for the al-Qaeda leader
A driver in Montpellier, France, has been convicted for trying to run over a pedestrian he mistook for fugitive al-Qaeda boss Osama Bin Laden.
A court gave the 35-year-old man - named as Pierre, a struggling artist - a three-month suspended sentence.

His victim ran from the oncoming car, escaping injury when the vehicle slammed into the side of the street.

"It wasn't Bin Laden," the driver's lawyer, David Mendel, said. "If it was, we would have won US$5 million."

Mastermind

Mr Mendel argued that his client had been the victim of a temporary hallucination, triggered by anxiety over the global terror threat.

In particular, said Mr Mendel, his client had been traumatised by media coverage of last week's train bombings in Madrid, which killed 200 commuters.

The bombings have been blamed on Islamic militants acting under the auspices of al-Qaeda.

The court in Montpellier also ordered the driver to seek counselling and to pay a fine of 500 euros (about $600).

US President George Bush has announced a bounty of $27m for Osama Bin Laden, the Saudi-born Islamist suspected of masterminding the 11 September 2001 attacks on New York and Washington.

bah well I thought it was funny

I read this on AOL yesterday and thought it was pretty funny. I think "a temporary hallucination, triggered by anxiety over the global terror threat" is probably a cop-out for "irresponsible and doesn't want to own up for nearly running someone down." I liked this quote:

Adrian

That is funny. No people with long beard should be very careful.

poor man

Damn and i was thinking of growing a beard

hehehehehee

Not as funny as a birds magazine i seen a while agp stating the real reason people are fat is cause they were stabbed in a previous life and not actually because they sit on their arses watching trisha and eating shite all day.