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Old 12-15-2005, 12:50 AM
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And you thot we had some classic arguements on this board..?! This poster makes Krb sound like my granny

by post 19 i was in complete stiches! read the 1st few pages for a laugh...



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Old 12-15-2005, 12:56 AM
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http://thorntree.lonelyplanet.com/me...entid=0&from=6


Warning - the language gets pretty bad.

And you thot we had some classic arguements on this board..?!

by post 19 i was in complete stiches!
wow and i thought me and ice were bad
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Old 12-15-2005, 01:02 AM
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he seems pretty uptight for a guy whos apparently easy to get along with.

**** cycling somewhere remote with him
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Old 12-15-2005, 01:08 AM
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He's a tit...

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Old 12-15-2005, 01:24 AM
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I see "son of a whore" becoming a regular catch phrase around here soon.
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Old 12-15-2005, 01:31 AM
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I see "son of a whore" becoming a regular catch phrase around here soon.
shut up you son of a whore

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Old 12-15-2005, 01:36 AM
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You interfere with me and I will interfere with you in ways that you would never dream possible, except that with a chickenshit like you, you would not be worth the consequences. Offing big groups of people like you would have some meaning, but a no good bastards rat like you is not worth the trouble.I dare you to come to me and interfere with what I am doing face to face. **** you you goddamn poltroon, yellow bellied son of a whore.COME ON CHICKENSHITS. INTERFERE WITH ME FACE TO FACE YOU GODDAMN COWARDS.



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Great read - I love the comment "I want to disassociate myself from this forum and the people who post on it."
Sounds like he has a stick up his ass.
I'm soooo glad that we don't have anyone here like that

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Old 12-18-2005, 04:38 PM
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That was hilarious...Think he should get back on the medication and be put into isolation...No wonder he has to advertise for a cycling companion! No sane person would go near this godamn piece of chickenshit!
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You interfere with me and I will interfere with you in ways that you would never dream possible, except that with a chickenshit like you, you would not be worth the consequences. Offing big groups of people like you would have some meaning, but a no good bastards rat like you is not worth the trouble.I dare you to come to me and interfere with what I am doing face to face. **** you you goddamn poltroon, yellow bellied son of a whore.COME ON CHICKENSHITS. INTERFERE WITH ME FACE TO FACE YOU GODDAMN COWARDS.



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errrm i dont feel like arguin for once too much hassle
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