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Old 12-18-2005, 04:52 PM
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if i was a chick i'd email hom, go cycling, keep you guys all updated and make a video diary that i could sell to a telly company.

it'd be liek the long way round cept with a maniac instead of ewan mcgregor
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Old 12-18-2005, 04:56 PM
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if i was a chick i'd email hom, go cycling, keep you guys all updated and make a video diary that i could sell to a telly company.

it'd be liek the long way round cept with a maniac instead of ewan mcgregor
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that would be good
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:15 AM
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'Poltroon?' Such a proper Victorian sentiment juxtaposed against the more Shakespearean 'chickenshit sons of whores' really adds emphasis to an already strong argument, while facilitating a truly modern understanding of the subject matter. Though at times awkwardly erudite and verbose, any literate reader will fall in love with the intelligence and complexity of this cycler's argument. His unique and unfettered understanding of the bicycling-terrorism paradigm is both stirring and refreshing.

I for one, agree.

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Old 12-19-2005, 12:23 AM
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this has done the rounds a few times. i think i originally saw it on the b3ta newsletter. always a good read, though.
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