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the last parachute
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but
only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American history, so America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane. The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old school girl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The girl said, "It's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's cleverest president has taken my schoolbag." 
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03-18-2003, 12:38 AM
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rof lmao
thats is too funny  hehe
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i like this one
i was reading it last week (a friend sent it to me), and my son was a bit curious and asked why i was laughing ... so i explained him, and he told me "maybe he wanted to go to school because he never went to before ..." i don't know how to tranlate it, but you can understand, i think it was really funny, i don't know if he was serious or no  
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03-18-2003, 12:43 AM
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03-18-2003, 12:48 AM
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this is one of the best jokes i ever heard about that guy
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03-18-2003, 01:55 AM
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good one.
i have heard it before.
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03-18-2003, 02:02 AM
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Great! I love that one!
I actually anticipated the joke when I heard the name "George W Bush", but it was still very funny. The jokes are the ones that are true..... Like, George Bush finally puts his finger on why France's economy doesn't thrive as the US's..... "Their problem is they don't have a word for entrepreneur". There's also the picture where he's looking through the binoculours that still have the caps on!!!!!! What a guy!!!!!!!!! he may be stupid, he may be about to kill thousands of innocent people, but by God he gives us something to laugh at!!!!!!!
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http://funnylikehell.tripod.com/bush6.html
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I have hearded this one before
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