[Keba]

"I will not buy this reccord. It is scratched."
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
"Do you waaaaaaaaaaant to come to my place, bouncy bouncy?"
"If I said you had a beautiful body, Would you hold it against me? I am no longer infected."
"Drop your panties, St John, I cannot wait til lunchtime."

I love the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch.