Now guys, let’s be fair here, let me be the voice of reason and solve this petty squabble… it seems to me that the only fair way to resolve this puerile argument is for out European and American ladies to substantiate their claims with a posted picture of themselves in a thong… the use of baby oil will be permitted for the purpose of obtaining a decent picture… this is in no way gratuitous but is the only scientific and impartial way to decide whether the accusations hold any weight.
Hell it was worth a shot
