excellent!

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

23. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.


These particularly made me laugh.