Things to never say to a cop

THINGS TO NEVER SAY TO A COP...

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you
been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes ook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

I saw this before, it's really funny

I can picture the guy really drunk asking him "Aren't you the guy from the Village People?"

Yeah and I can picture a real fat American officer pulling someone over and the guy saying "Uh, you're an officer huh? Thought you had to be in good physical condition to be an officers."

Don't ask me why it's an American officer, just because I've seen a few fat American officers on films (movies).

And one day I will use one of them!!

Tash

I personally like the last one about the glazed eyes...so true. My roommate has a picture of 5 police cruisers sitting outside of a Tim Horton's (a coffee/donut chain in Canada)

Stephanie

we are human too you know!!!!!

Here is one..

"Officer, do you smell bacon?"

Ryan

Isn't that from Dead Man on Campus?

Stephanie

Yep! I thought it was funny!

Ryan

Another thing you could do but you better run after doing it.... scream..

"PIG!!!!!!!!!!"

Ryan