this is why i love football

good answer

well it's the truth. my girlfriend is damn fine and as long as his mans not tooled up i'll be able to handle myself

doesnt everyone say that about their peers

trust me goose shes one very good looking lady.

lol, but anyway its soccer not football.

no its not you twat

its football, the governing body of the biggest sport in the world has the word football in it

its ****ing football

those peskey fat yanks called it soccer because they are too lazy and unoriginal to think of their own name

no, they call it soccer because that way they can be the best at it.... If they called it football, then they'd have to compete with the world, call it soccer, and they have their own little game they can be the best at

hey don't diss the MLS some of my hero's when i was young finished their washed up careers there Mo Johnston and Richard Gough living it up. Think Gazza went on trial with a US team a while back too.

one of my mates is trying to get a scholarship for america next year but all he keeps goin on about is how the girls will like his accent.

i've tried to explain that america isnt the easiest countries int he world to get into even if ur goin to university but he won't listen.

he's spending nearly 2 grand on tickets to see celtic in the eufa cup final for him and his brother so he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. actually come to think about it he was supposed to get the tickets 10 days before the game and it's now a week away.