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Old 12-04-2003, 02:32 PM
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An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green,red, orange,blue, yellow, and purple.

The old man just stared. The young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Old 12-04-2003, 02:47 PM
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Old 12-04-2003, 04:18 PM
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class need to remember that for the joke question at the union on monday
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Old 12-04-2003, 07:09 PM
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Old 12-04-2003, 07:10 PM
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Hehehe..that was cute.
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:51 PM
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where do you em all from Panama??
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:58 PM
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lol that wos funny in a unfunny way
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Old 12-04-2003, 11:26 PM
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That's great!!! Thanks, Panama.
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Old 12-05-2003, 12:21 AM
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That was just not right... not right at all!
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Old 12-05-2003, 12:55 AM
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Was it Andy?

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