To the citizens of the United States of America

Rashbaum · #11 11-09-2004, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Anna

Can we receive free health care too?!
Can we also get rid of Ohio?

Ooohhhh, you so nearly had a shot at a better health care system last week… D’oh… you blew it!

Love the list, very funny, will mail that to all my American friends who are over here!

spunkywho · #12 11-09-2004, 06:13 PM

oh my god it is hilarious

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>8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2th will be a new
>national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".

Shaun · #13 11-10-2004, 02:41 AM

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>6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of
>football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good
game.
>The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders
>may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no
>longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football.
>Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a
difficult
>game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play Rugby
>(which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping
for
>a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like
>nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by
>2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an
>event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of
>America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond
>your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will
>be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball
>without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

good luck on all of that

To the citizens of the United States of America

NBJ - Everything Else