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Old 02-26-2004, 03:26 AM
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What would you say if your boyfriend would say he'd run away if he'd saw your ex boyfriend of which he stole you ?

What would you say if your boyfriend would tell you not to argue with him about certain things when being in a fast food outlet because it could do his image harm ?

What would you do if you accidentally discovered that your boyfriend would have pictures of all his ex-girlfriends beside his bed without even telling you about it ?

What would you say if you walked down the street with your boyfriend and he'd scan each womens breast and told you their cupsize ?

What would you say when you'd ask your boyfriend if he missed you and his reply would be "yes, this morning when I woke up and I was hungry for sex" while looking at you with a big grin as he shows the pride he's saying it with.

What would you do if your boyfriend would sit behind his computer 'till 3 o' clock at night without giving you the opportunity to get in bed as his chair is in the way because his room is too small for two beds.

What would you say if you boyfriend would tell you to lay your clothes on the floor as his clothes only were allowed to be hung over a chair, and what would you say if he'd put his blouse on the floor and you weren't allowed to touch it as it might crease.

What would you say if your boyfriend wants to watch an erotic movie together with you and he doesn't go to bed before he's seen the tits of the girls acting in it, but the actual tits only show up near the end of the movie ?

What would you say if your boyfriend sees himself as the boss of an online-business and would talk about the tits of one of his employees all day, despite only knowin her trough pictures? And to make matters worse, it gives you the thought of him masturbating on one of his employee's pictures ?

What would you say if your boyfriend tells you he sometimes sat behind his computer with his webcam on and chats with girls while touching his dick with one hand while having the finger of another hand in his nose, and his explanation would be "it's to impress them"

And the most extraordinary one :

What would you do if your boyfriend unzipped his pants at the family diner and said"Ma, look at the veins on my cock !"

What would you say if this guy would tell you not to go out and be sad a day after YOU broke up with HIM because of all this ?

Now tell me girls, what would you do ? The things mentioned above all happened in the same relationship that lasted only one month. The girl is ok now.

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Old 02-26-2004, 03:36 AM
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The guy sounds like an absolute jerk. Even if I thought I cared for him at first after the first few things you listed I would have said thanks but - no more for me. Just not my kind of guy. By the time I read to the end of the list, I figure any female should have run for her life.

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Old 02-26-2004, 04:00 AM
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I'm with Kathleen. I would have run for the hills after the first couple. Does he have mental problems?
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Old 02-26-2004, 04:10 AM
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I'd find a new boyfriend.

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Old 02-26-2004, 04:52 AM
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Wow... sounds like a great big jerk. I would break up with him after the first couple.... I would hate for it to get to the end of the list...
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Old 02-26-2004, 05:09 AM
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rofl !
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I'd keep him long enough for the family dinner, then be shipped away to a convent for the rest of my life. I wouldn't want any men for me after him!
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I'd find a new boyfriend.

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Same here, but I wouldn't stay that long with him
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Old 02-26-2004, 11:57 AM
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I wouldn't even start a relationship with him!! What an a**hole....
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Old 02-26-2004, 01:23 PM
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This guy sounds like a real asswipe.
He probably buys his classical cd's at de Kruidvat.
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