Top 30 Chat up lines

From a recent survey on itsadatingthing.com


1. I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
2. Do you believe in love at first sight – or should I walk by again?
3. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
4. That dress would look great – on my bedroom floor.
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock
6. I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
7. Get your coat, you’ve pulled.
8. Here’s 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight.
9. If you think you’ll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
10. Is it hot in here or is it you?
11. Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
12. I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.
13. I’m new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?
14. If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
15. There’s something wrong with my eyes – I can’t taken them off you.
16. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
17. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
18. Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
19. You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all evening.
20. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.
21. You look like someone I know.
22. Do you come here often?
23. Drink up – you’ve pulled.
24. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
25. I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the Pretty Woman.
26. You’re great at fishing because you’ve caught me hook, line and sinker.
27. Bond. James Bond.
28. You look so good I could drink your bath water.
29. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
30. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Now let's do a poll of how many people those lines have actually worked on... be honest!

If anyone said any of these to me, I'd punch them. They definitely wouldn't work, whether I was single or not. Not only are they immensely cheesy, but they're also VERY patronising. Patronising makes me see red

This is cool though!!!

Oh boring. The better one is "I haven't seen you here before... Do I come here often?" Wouldn't work, but it shows a sense of humour.

This is plain offensive!!! I'd punch, kick and sue the person!!!

The answer to that one is unfertilised!

Are u sleeping alone on ur bed tonight?.

I quite like I'm here what are your other 2 wishes.

Funny in a smarmy kinda way but as long as it's tongue in cheek then I think ladies might dig it.

Lovely

This one actually works!! Or should I say, has worked!

The rest are just either crap or disgusting!